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Cops Probe Link After Second Suspicious Substance Incident
Police are dealing with another “suspicious substance” incident in Parliament less than 24 hours after Labour MP Mohammad Yasin’s office was targeted with a package containing a non-harmful liquid....
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Spreadsheet Phil’s Red Book Banter
“I won’t be producing a Red Book today, Mr Speaker, but of course I can’t speak for the Rt Hon Gentleman opposite” @PhilipHammondUK “I am pleased to report today to the House on a UK economy that has...
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Tillerson Sacked
Mike Pompeo, Director of the CIA, will become our new Secretary of State. He will do a fantastic job! Thank you to Rex Tillerson for his service! Gina Haspel will become the new Director of the CIA,...
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Russian State Media Trumpets Corbyn’s Statement on Spy Poisoning
Jeremy Corbyn’s response to the Russia spy poisoning crisis is being used by Putin’s state media to counter the British government’s position. Corbyn’s statement to parliament yesterday is set against...
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Phil’s Box Office McDonnell Takedown
Spreadsheet Phil delivers a surprise box office finale to the Spring Statement with his blistering reply to John McDonnell. The Chancellor made the point McDonnell is still refusing to apologise to...
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‘Too Sick to Face Investigation’ Vaz Attends Two Dance Festivals in One Week
‘Too sick to be investigated’ Keith Vaz was spotted at both a Bollywood and a dance festival at different ends of the country in the last week. The MP was a VIP guest at the Polish Folklore festival...
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OBR Says Brexit Liabilities Only £2.5 Billion Compared to £500 Billion* Cost...
Chuka and other remainers are gloating that the UK to EU “other liabilities”, mainly pensions, from 2019 to 2064 will accumulate to £2.5 billion. Of course what they don’t say is that if the UK stays...
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Update: Sally Bercow Insists on “Bollocks to Brexit”
Guido’s co-conspirator gets in touch to say that Sally Bercow has now put a poster in the car windscreen, embellished with an EU flag, claiming it’s her car and she can do anything she wants. The...
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Labour’s Shameless Scaremongering on Free School Meals
The House of Commons last night voted through reforms to Universal Credit (which Labour opposes in principle). As is now normal with a crucial vote, Labour instigated a co-ordinated outrage storm when...
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Greggs Westminster Update
On the issue that is of most interest to folks in SW1, Greggs can only tell Guido Forks “there is no official opening date set yet” for their Westminster shop. Teasing and tantalising like a cheese...
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Corbyn: Putin’s Expansion into Ukraine “Not Unprovoked”
Jeremy Corbyn said Vladimir Putin’s illegal incursion into Ukraine which saw the annexation of Crimea was “not unprovoked” and that there were “huge questions” over Western intentions in the country....
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PMQs: Who’s Asking the Questions?
Questions to the Prime Minister Q1 Vicky Foxcroft (Lewisham, Deptford) If she will list her official engagements for Wednesday 14 March. Q2 Jack Dromey (Birmingham, Erdington) Q3 Mr Virendra Sharma...
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Chris Williamson Puts Morning Star in PMQs Shot
Chris Williamson is sitting behind Jeremy Corbyn at PMQs with communist paper the Morning Star deliberately left in camera shot on his lap. Presumably it will stay there for Jezza’s response to the...
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Corbyn Takes Putin’s Line
Jeremy Corbyn has taken the line used by the Kremlin when it refused to comply to the UK’s deadline for explaining Sergei Skripal’s poisioning. Corbyn was booed as told the Commons: “How has she...
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Bercow to Recuse Himself from Bullying Investigation Commission
Guido is hearing a rumour that Bercow will recuse himself from from chairing the House of Commons Commission investigation into bullying after coming under pressure and being threatened with a Point...
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Seumas Sticks to Line, Refuses to Condemn Russia
Theresa May slammed Jeremy Corbyn for his lack of support over the Russian spy poisoning crisis. The Prime Minister told Jezza: “There is a consensus across the backbenches of this House. I am only...
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Putin Cackles as Watching Kremlin Activates Agent COB
At the Kremlin Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin settles into his golden throne to watch Prime Minister’s Questions and the accompanying statement. As a jack-booted servant flicks over from Russia Today,...
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Jolyon’s Failed Vanity Cases Cost Crowdfunders £350,000
Britain’s most insufferable lawyer Jolyon Maugham is taking a break from Twitter today and going to court in his latest attempt to stop Brexit. Maugham will petition for a judicial review against the...
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Jezza’s Russian Revisionism After Shadow Cabinet Split
https://order-order.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/20180315-NiaGriffiths-we-very-much-accept.mp3 Labour’s Shadow Defence Secretary Nia Griffith was at odds with her leader over his response to...
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Lights Are On, So Not Long
Greggs are not being too hasty with the pasties. Could it happen tomorrow? The post Lights Are On, So Not Long appeared first on Guido Fawkes.
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